Reginald P. Deinonychus was not actually hungry, but rather extremely bored. This was fortunate for Percy Parasaurolophus, but not so much for his brand new sweater.
And so it was that Beauford Bartholomaeus Brachiosaur’s evening was ruined by one Edward Edmontonia, a most uncouth creature.
Ishmael Ichthyosaur thought it best to refrain from asking too many questions.
Archibald Ankylosaurus was most insistent on surviving. Perplexingly enough, Thadeus Tyrannosaur found this most discourteous.
Reginald P. Deinonychus often forgot himself in his dinner conversations.
R.I.P. Horatio Hadrosaur
72,001,031 to 72,001,025 B.C.
And thus ends Reginald P. Deinonychus’ short-lived career in barbering.
Cornwall Cretoxyrhina could never quite wrap his mind around why his pipe was so useless, much to the Ichthyornises’ amusement. Sadly, his kind would go down through the Cretaceous forever baffled by their failing pipes and useless tins of tobacco.
Cicero Centrosaur doesn’t always attend fights during mating season, but when he does, he’s stealing their prizes.
The Adventures of the Unlucky Leaellynasaura
Breeding is often very hazardous for the plesiosaur, as Constance found out on her proudest day.
Cecil was one particularly guilty gallimimus, and couldn’t bring himself to come clean until the worst possible moment.
Otto Ornitholestes was always quite the instigator, and considered a party that didn’t involve at least one casualty considerably dull.
One may deny any guest he chooses, except for the Tyrannosaurus.
~Old Jurassic Proverb
Mortimer Maotherium often predicted the rise of the mammal, and perhaps he’s right….but not today.
