Saturday, November 19, 2011
When feeling a little down, I find drawing random doodle faces works well to pass the time.

When feeling a little down, I find drawing random doodle faces works well to pass the time.

Friday, June 3, 2011
Oh freddled gruntbuggly - thy micturations are to me, as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!~Prostetnic Vogon JeltzTeeth to the left of me! Gums to the right of me! I tell you I can’t stand it! I’m going mad!~Ren

Oh freddled gruntbuggly - thy micturations are to me, as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!

~Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

Teeth to the left of me! Gums to the right of me! I tell you I can’t stand it! I’m going mad!

~Ren

Friday, May 27, 2011 Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Barack Obama’s signature is totally a cartoon baby Tyrannosaurus playing with a ball of yarn. 

Barack Obama’s signature is totally a cartoon baby Tyrannosaurus playing with a ball of yarn. 

Saturday, May 14, 2011
Chocolate Rain…..this song is now stuck in your head again…

Chocolate Rain…..this song is now stuck in your head again…

Thursday, May 12, 2011
“I hear that bears are supposedly bruisers of some sort, but frankly, I don’t see the big deal.”
~The Dapper BazookaFox

“I hear that bears are supposedly bruisers of some sort, but frankly, I don’t see the big deal.”

~The Dapper BazookaFox

Wednesday, May 4, 2011
The Tatooine Tuskens and Bespin Rawwks had an exciting season this time around in the podball championship, and Vader wasn’t about to let the machinations of Death Star life get in the way of catching the final scores.

The Tatooine Tuskens and Bespin Rawwks had an exciting season this time around in the podball championship, and Vader wasn’t about to let the machinations of Death Star life get in the way of catching the final scores.

Saturday, April 30, 2011
Happy Caturday from Sophisticated Balloon Cat. 

Happy Caturday from Sophisticated Balloon Cat. 

Sunday, April 24, 2011
Listen up, live-bearers. Monotremes have been in this egg-laying mammal business for millions of years, so no pink-eared little pagan bunny’s horning in on our racket, capiche? 
Happy Easter, ya sons o’ bitches. 

Listen up, live-bearers. Monotremes have been in this egg-laying mammal business for millions of years, so no pink-eared little pagan bunny’s horning in on our racket, capiche? 

Happy Easter, ya sons o’ bitches. 

Saturday, April 23, 2011
And so starts another lazy Caturday. Time to reacquaint myself with my good friend TV. 

And so starts another lazy Caturday. Time to reacquaint myself with my good friend TV. 

Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Bored, but need sleep. Maybe I should play something instead. 

Bored, but need sleep. Maybe I should play something instead. 

Wednesday, April 6, 2011
BEWARE THE ZOMBIE CUPCAKES!
They could possibly be the worst thing to happen all week. 

BEWARE THE ZOMBIE CUPCAKES!

They could possibly be the worst thing to happen all week. 

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

How To: Draw A [Cartoon] Dog

So this time around it’s a dog, or more specifically, a Labrador Retriever. Being more of a cartoon, the anatomy will be a bit stylized and slightly exaggerated, and the face will be a bit more expressive than usual.

So here are the basic shapes to start with on this three quarter pose. Note the extra line that cuts through the “front” of the larger oblong shape. This will be the chest area, which tapers off to the hindquarters.

So some basic outline segments are filled in here to get a feel for the view of the animal. In this pose, the dog is alert/alarmed because of a specific sound, hence one of the ears is raised.

Next comes some framework so we can plant the dog in this space, as well as some basic shapes to layout the start of the face. Now it’s established that the dog is only standing on three feet, with the front leg raised, and keep note that the upper body is shifted to the dog’s right, so that he seems to be balancing his weight on the one front leg.

Now that the framework’s established, you can start fleshing out the legs, and completing the details of the face. Note the lower lip of the dog is very shallow, and sits slightly above the lip of the drooping muzzle. Also note the exaggerated eyebrows of the dog, which are similar to real dogs that add the expressiveness to the face. Also note the line that curves from under the jaw, leading to the lower chest. This adds a bit of a contour to the shape of the dog to accentuate the neck slightly turned.


And now you can add the final touches, such as the toes, filling in the eyes and nose and adding some toning to add depth to the simple drawing. Since a Labrador has pretty short fur throughout most of its body, there won’t be a lot of detailing for that on broad surfaces of the flanks and face, but note that the fur is longest along the neck, tail, joints of the front legs and along the belly leading to the base of the thighs.


And so here you have a quick sketch of a cartoon Labrador.

Sunday, December 26, 2010
Cats vs. Bunnies is back, and this time, the bunnies win Pilgrim style.

Cats vs. Bunnies is back, and this time, the bunnies win Pilgrim style.

Saturday, December 25, 2010
Arty the Ferret hopes you’ve all had a maul-free Christmas. 

Arty the Ferret hopes you’ve all had a maul-free Christmas.